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plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

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"Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be."

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When someone asks me why I’m single

whatshouldwecallme:

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gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

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  • Friend : I broke up with him
  • Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
  • Friend : We are back together
  • Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
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sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

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blackpowerisforblackmen:

Please sign the petition to stop her deportation! 70,792 people have already signed this petition. We’re almost at the goal of 100,000 signatures. 

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romancingthelookyloos:

My parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday…

I said, “A career path.”

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plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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witchgoth:

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hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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